Friday, January 30, 2015

Superbowls & Tigers

     It's Super Bowl XLIX week and is rooting for the New England Patriots this weekend kinda like cheering for the New York Yankees or Duke Blue Devils and mostly overrated? Am I alone in thinking of how boring and mundane it is when you see them once again in the Final Four, World Series or Super Bowl? Do you ever get the sense that even the die-hard Deflatriot fans would hope they just suck for a couple years in a row so they can actually know what being a fan really means?
     Enough questions already right?
     Four consecutive questions devoid of conclusions screams move on, so move on we shall with one rock-solid conclusion - Go Seahawks!
    
     On another note, welcome back Tiger Woods. The PGA tour desperately needs you and the Front Butt supports your time on the links. Nine shots off the lead after your first day back in over 6 months is nothing to write home about, but hearing your slight lisp during interviews with your new fake tooth is.
     Watching the greatest golfer of all time spray shots all over somebody else's well manicured lawn makes us all feel just a little bit better about ourselves, in spite of the fact its an obvious tank job. Tiger makes the cut and he has to work on Sunday. Tiger misses the cut and there just so happens to be a little get together on the other side of town that the entire world will be watching that he can attend, however intriguing the mercurial Ryan Palmer atop the leaderboard might be. It's rumored plan B (wink wink) is to scalp a few last minute nose bleeders and catch the big game.
     If you don't want to lose twice this week Tiger, you better be a Seahawks fan.


     The Front Butt claims no responsibility for your poor opinion.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Welcome to Front Butt Sports

The Front Butt Sports blog is glad you're here,




     Imagine the amalgamation of the Wide World of Sports, the color orange, fast cars, fat man touchdowns, epic games of horse, roody poo jabroni's, cheese rolling, orange cream fudge, grand slams and global cooling. Front Butt Sports is exactly that, only different and better.


     Here you will discover and endure the mostly sports musings from the mind of a former professional athlete, coach and world traveler turned businessman, father of 6, and unproud toter of an unsightly front butt - a hush hush anatomical rite of passage for all former professional athletes.
     Check your grammar and politically correct 'tude at the door and enjoy.


                                                            
                                                                                       Sir Front Butt